My name is Christopher and I solve problems.

If I were a colour, I'd be black. If I were a number, I'd be 13. If I were a punctuation mark, I'd be a semicolon. If I were a band, I'd be sigur rós. If I were a book, I'd be The Fountainhead. If I were a car, I'd be an '88 Porsche 911 Carrera. If I were a method of public transportation, I'd be a streetcar.

If I were a person, I'd be me.

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